Paddington Bear...

As it says in the metro today;

If Paddington bear entered the uk today from Peru with his suitcase and a note attached saying 'please look after this bear' it would have been seen as a plea for asylum and be placed in a detention centre. Six months in quarantine before he could go home to the Brown family. Offering a bite of a sandwich to a pigeon would have landed him a £500 fine and being an indangered species of spectacled bear he would have been whisked away to a zoo where he would have been introduced to a breeding programme for endangered species. But infact if he was a stuffed teddy left in a station then Mr Brown would have been required to tell station staff of a left item of luggage and as a result he would have been blown up by a bomb disposal squad due to a security risk. poor paddington.........